October 2011
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911 Joy: This *might* have just happened on my...
Me: Hey…I just heard the radio report about our shooting victim. It was a 9mm, not a 22 that he got shot in the leg with.
Shiftmate K: Ah. Yes, 9mm. You know, sometimes when I look at my nine and all I hear are shells. Shells falling on the concrete real fast.
Shiftmate P: Jumped in your car? Slammed on the gas?
Shiftmate K: Yup, bumper to bumper the avenue’s packed…I’m...
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911 Joy
Caller (who is having trouble breathing): Can you not send the fire department?
Me: The firefighters come to help the paramedics, they’re already on the way.
Caller: But I’m not on fire.
Me: …