Upon entering my 1pm class, I tucked my lunchbox under my seat, and then forgot about it.
I left it behind when I moved on to my next class, remembering it only after the next class session had started.
That class got out early, so I went and sat myself in the hallway until I could retrieve my forgotten lunchbox.
I put my coffee down on the floor next to me, and promptly forgot about it too.
Until I knocked it over.
I didn’t realize I’d knocked it over until the majority of the coffee had demanded attention via soaking into the seat of my pants.
Coffee is so emotionally needy.
I have now managed to get my lunchbox back, despite my soggy trousers - which I guess means technically I got the coffee back too, although I doubt its effectiveness when applied transdermally.
Let’s see if I can remember to do laundry tonight…